top of page

The Funny Page

Gathered and deranged by David Schiesher, MSW, Psychological Counsellor and Couples Therapist

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A:  Because you can see right through them!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A:  Because they use honey combs!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A:  An investigator!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A:  An impasta!

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A:  He was a little hoarse.

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A:  Because they might peel!

A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses inside?
A:  Her students were so bright!