The Funny Page
Gathered and deranged by David Schiesher, MSW, Psychological Counsellor and Couples Therapist
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honey combs!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses inside?
A: Her students were so bright!